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Top Ten Doormen Pet Peeves During The Blizzard
(Presented by actual New York City Doormen)
10. Hard to give cabbies the finger with mittens on.
9. Giants fans who throw snowballs at you.
8. When the snow is blowing so hard you have to wear pants.
7. Local punks stealing my hat for their snowman.
6. The fire hydrants are all buried so the dogs use me.
5. Frozen knobs
4. Snow or no snow, they make me wear this stupid freakin' uniform
3. When Geraldo makes me break the icicles off his mustache.
2. People who ask, "Can you hail me a hooker?"
1. When you ask Letterman for a tip, he says, "Stay out of the cold."
Letterman, Tuesday, January 9, 1996
) 1996 Worldwide Pants, Incorporated. All Rights Reserved